(does anyone else instinctively stop at this sign?)
Me: “hey…do you ever stop at the signs that are warning you that a stop sign is coming up?”
him: “no…I only stop at stop signs.”
Me: “I always stop at those for some reason… hahaha…its weird.”
him: “I think that shows that you’re in your head and not paying attention.”
me: “No, I think it shows that I’m super attentive. Like not only am I stopping at the stop sign but I’m stopping at the warning stop sign.”
him: “It’s not even the same shape! Its not a stop sign! You aren’t paying attention… you’re in your head”
me: “but I think I am paying attention… like you have to be SUPER attentive to see the little stop sign in the sign and stop there and at the stop sign.”
him: “no! its NOT a stop sign! you’re definitely not paying attention..”
me: “yeah but I mean, I am.”
him: ::wanting to rip his hair out::
me: ::laughing:: this will probably be a whole section in Jack’s book one day… titled, “I Never Had a Chance”
Us: haaaahahahaha.
Haha
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